22 October, 2010

A Christmas Turkey - PIZZA???

Is this pizza a turkey? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a bird on a plain crust - and a harbinger of terrible things to come... Next month, Fire & Stone restaurants around the country are launching a Christmas dinner pizza: a festive concoction of turkey, roast potatoes, stuffing, pork and apricot sausage, brie, cranberry sauce and gravy - all on a pizza base. A Christmas dinner pizza will be available around the UK. Yum, I hear you all cry! First, the thick gravy is spread across the base like tomato sauce. Then sliced turkey is followed by sausage pieces, roast potato cubes and balls of stuffing, before being ‘draped’ with slices of brie which will melt during cooking. The cranberry sauce and parsley are added later. It costs £11.25 and represents the kind of evil, festive genius that only this country can produce. But where are the Brussels sprouts?

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